Crackpot I May Be, But I Am One Tough Cookie..

Got this from a school going friend...

I am from ARTS and I am Smart!

Shut up and listen, you jerk

For my opinions are what matter

Truth is for the suckers

Whose backbone is soft as butter

It’s cool to be critical of others who like Twilight

It’s good to have an opinion because I am always right

Doesn’t matter whether what I say

Would have an effect on what they feel

Even though subjectivity

Is such a big freaking deal

As long as my arguments make sense

My essays would make a distinction

I talk about social justice and the marginalized

But I step over those whom I cannot empathise

I’m smart because I embody perfection

Not like some other "faculties" who are by definition

Mindless dupes whose lives are run by formulae

Dumb blonds with empty heads and sugary fluffy parfait

I make fun of Bieber and Rebecca Black because it is just awesome

I talk about the rights of the homosexual who needs undivided attention

Oh how liberated I am!

Because I shackle the Other who is blind and swindled by scams

I spew foul language because I am free

And tear others down with my words and amazing glee

It's classy to articulate opinions

Everyone is equal

But some are less equal than others

Because they don't agree with me

I want peace and I want to stop slavery!

I write about disempowered migrants

And I make fun of weird people and their brainless ideology

I am all for the rights of women

I can't stand my classmate because she is such a bitch!

I crush her name on Facebook and toss her reputation into the ditch

I am so awesome I cannot handle me

I bubble with intelligence but I hate stupidity!